awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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