she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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