Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
you never un-have a 4some
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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