The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Randomize
