I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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