You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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