i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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