he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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