dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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