i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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