Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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