I need help removing her.
I will die if light touches me.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Randomize
