why didn't you poke me back
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Randomize
