is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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