I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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