But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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