I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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