We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
