I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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