yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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