I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Someone signed my nipple.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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