If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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