she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
