What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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