I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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