): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
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U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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