Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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