Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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