On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I just forgot I was standing up.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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