that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm at about main and main street
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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