I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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