oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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