The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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