she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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