dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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