Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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