I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You are a genius and a whore.
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