we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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