Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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