I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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