Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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