That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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