I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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