hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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