Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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