Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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