That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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