where am i from again
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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