I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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