I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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