maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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