I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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