Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Randomize
