You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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