My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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