I hope mine doesn't look like that
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
How external is "for external use only"?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Randomize