bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
The beer is more important than you right now.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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